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Feb

Fashion Police: Under Arrest

So, there’s lots of chatter about who wore what on the red carpet of the Academy Awards, but my real question is this: who are these “style experts”? Why am I being told what to wear by a woman who looks like an overly suntanned extraterrestrial and a former grunge punk rock wannabe?  Exactly what credentials do these ladies have that give them the right to be the “Fashion Police”? 

I’m so sick of Kelly Osbourne spouting off about what she thinks looks great and holding her tongue when something is gruesome (just because it’s a friend).  Why can’t we ever have “fashion experts” who are actually experts? 

You have no style.  You have no taste.  And it’s so obviously clear… you’re not that famous.